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Welcome to All Alone in My White Girl Pain, the webpage for me to do whatever I want, whenever I want, wherever I want.

I don't promise constant updates.   I don't promise fancy looking stuff.  What you see is what you get.  I ignore hate mail.  I laugh in the face of people who ask me to do stuff for them.  This is me, baby.  Me.

If you don't like it, you can do one of the following things:
+Click the X up in the right hand corner of the screen (this is a square box for Mac users.)
+Press Alt-F4 (I believe Open Apple-Q is what you want for Macs)
+Hold Control, Alt, and Delete.  When Program Manager pops up, double-click this window.  (Dunno for Macs.)
+Hit the handy-dandy reset button on the front of your computer. (Works with all computers.)
+Bash the monitor in with a baseball bat (note: this site does not claim responsibility for any damages done to your computer or its hardware due to the visitation of this site.)

Thank you, and have a NICE day.

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